I was originally planning on STRICTLY using this post as a means of including you all in a pontification on human to chimpanzee beastiality, BUT something came to my attention in the most recent dehydrated, run-around, thirty minute trek through profile-ville: Blogging is arduous as shit. There may be some debate to be had on this subject, but before you literately interject and berate me, hear me out. I go to college. I ride a bike sometimes. I can read. So why does it take 15 minutes for me to realize that I actually forgot how to post a new blog. Even the other moderator has known this since he joined the ever-growing team here at "laserstroke!" (in no way affiliated with the billiards game that has been brought to my attention of late). There should be touch screens on everything, with a simple button directing you to each possible action on the blog. The mouse? hard enough as it is, but throw in an interface outlined in blue (which I chose), a series of deliberately ambiguous wordings such as "settings" or "Monetize" and you got a mental filibuster on your hands.
And then there's the blog topics! Right? its like who the fuck do you call when you need something good to blog on? How about the dude typing next to you?! That's what I said too! (Lasers fly by!). I did just that and it would appear that THIS MAN THINKS THAT NO HUMAN MALE IN HISTORY HAS EVER INSEMINATED A FEMALE CHIMPANZEE. Or any physical sexual relations occurring in any combination, not excluding "the butterfly cake". I need to know how YOU feel about this.
Do you, or do you not, think that it is probable that some human has decided to take sexual liberties, at ANY TIME IN HISTORY, with a chimpanzee? The closest related species to humans, besides humans. Assuming you're not a creationist (lasers fly!), then the shear volume of centuries that man and chimpanzee have co-existed on this planet must weigh heavily upon your shoulders. 2.8mya? I'll have to check on that maybe it was 2.3mya? Anyway, who knows how many weeks that is!? Imagine... even if man only thought of this act ONCE a week, it would mean hundreds of chances for him to manifest his unspeakable chimp-oriented desires. Its not a question of whether or not you condone or partake in such animosities (get it?). Its a matter of statistics, critical thought, and a general lack of faith in mankind. Do you have these things? If not, then what did you eat growing up? Please, enlighten me (lasers!).
You know its at least... possible. Now, take the next step.
Actually, humans have only existed in their current form for the last 300,000 years or so, a 2 millions year difference. Now there are a lot of things that have not been done in a two million year period. First example: Dinosaurs inventing a gasoline driven vehicle. Second example: Dinosaurs inventing a gasoline driven vehicle with seatbelts. Third example: Dinosaurs inventing a gasoline driven vehicle with seatbelts and airbags. 'Nuff said.
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