Hot Chicks That Smoke. Turnoff defiance.

Hot chicks that smoke, are less hot, BUT are still hot. Bitches. They KNOW they're hot, and yet they choose to slightly reduce their hotness by smoking in public. The reason for this is clear, and it has nothing to do with the addictive nature of cigarettes in general.

There are two ways to approach this. The negative psychological motive and the positive. I have a definitive opinion on which I believe to be more of a factor, but I shall attempt to withhold my biases (pronounced "By-uh-seas").

The negative psychological approach stems from the fact that pretty girls have a small part of themselves that hates that they are pretty. They manifest this in any number of self-destructive habits, namely sleeping with douche bags, dating douche bags, and watching Gilmore Girls. The desire to hurt themselves and their pretty bodies partly influences their social light up sessions.

The Positive psychological approach leads us to look at the females motivation through the lens of evolutionary psychology. They know they're hot, they want to publicize this fact. They do that simply by standing around, wearing their goddamn shirts and their bras, and hold up their bodies on those luscious legs, the list goes on but believe me, they have no trouble publicizing that. They also know that smoking is usually a major turn off. Not necessarily at face value but when you go in for the kiss. Anyone who has fared the drunken seas of college chick-dom knows this.

They choose to smoke in front of the world for precisely ONE reason. To show you how hot they are. As a guy you look at this curvaceous matriarch of a woman and say to yourself "hmmm my being seems to think that that female is extremely attractive" which manifests for some of us as "FUCK!". Then, they pull out the cigarette. You pause in your thoughts and finally conclude, "Dammit, she's still fucking HOT!"

You see, they smoke to show that they have such an abundance of hotness, that they can burn some away in a flash of flames, a sort of miniature vietnam of the face, and still be left with a surplus of hotness. Its like a rich man lighting his cigar with a Benjamin (for those of you born after 1995 that's a $100 bill that was somewhat common before the economy tanked).

Hot chicks perform this act of "turnoff-defiance" regularly. They can do so by not shaving their legs and remaining hot. Wearing sweat pants and being hot. Voting and being hot. I've even seen a chick reading, and she was still hot as shit.

So next time you see a hot chick doing something so clearly unattractive as hacking up a good loogy, just ask yourself, "Would you kiss her if you could?" If the answer is "Yes" then she's probably hot as shit... probably.